Udderly Loco- BadAss Tap Handle! Drink Mor Beer Edition.

Udderly Loco™ Beer Tap Handle

This wild-eyed, over-caffeinated cow is here to turn every pour into a full-blown MOO-ment. With big personality, goofy attitude, and serious shelf presence, this Badass tap handle instantly becomes the loudest thing on your kegerator or bar—no sound required.

Powered by our signature SWAP Tap™ Brew Tag Technology, this handle lets you snap in new brew tags in seconds—no screws, no tools, no removing the handle. Change the beer, keep the cow. It’s simple, efficient, and frankly… udderly brilliant.

These aren’t mass-produced “barnyard bargain bin” imports—our badass artists design and craft each Loco Cow in-house using premium materials and high-detail multicolor 3D printing. It’s part functional tap handle, part conversation piece, and part chaotic mascot for whatever you’re pouring.

Each tap is designed and produced in-house, giving you an artist-crafted display piece with seriously HUGE visual impact.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Bold, Freak-Show Cow Design
A sculpted, bug-eyed Loco Cow that looks like it just sprinted through a dairy farm with a double espresso. Big personality, huge presence, and impossible to ignore on any bar.

8-in-1 SWAP Tap™ System
Functions as an 8-in-1 tap handle: snap in different tags to instantly relabel your beer without changing the handle. One cow, many “MOOds.”

Instant Brew Updates
Rotate between IPAs, lagers, stouts, seasonals, ciders, and experimental brews in seconds. Pull one tag, pop in another, and your bar is instantly “rebranded” for the next keg.

Customizable, Reusable Tag
Use the included blank tag and White Chalk Wet Marker to name anything you want—seasonal releases, joke names, or “Secret Cow Juice of the Week.” Wipe clean with water and a paper towel and start over.

American-Made & Artist-Crafted
Designed and produced in-house with high-detail multicolor 3D printing. Each handle has its own character, with subtle 3D printing artifacts that prove it’s crafted, not cranked out.

WHAT’S INCLUDED

This design functions as an 8-in-1 tap handle, shipping with:

1 Udderly Loco™ Tap Handle with integrated SWAP Tap™ brew tag slot

7 Easy SwapTap™ Brew Tags with pre-printed designs, for example:

-Udderly Delicious Pale Ale

-Udderly Delicious IPA

-Udderly Delicious Pilsner

-Udderly Delicious Lager

-Udderly Delicious Stout

-Udderly Delicious Wheat

-Udderly Delicious Lite Beerl

1 Blank Tag + White Chalk Wet Marker

-Customize as often as you like; clean with just water and a paper towel.

IDEAL FOR

-Bars, breweries, and taprooms that want a loud, ridiculous, can’t-miss feature tap-

-Man caves, garages, game rooms, and home bars with a sense of humor

-Craft beer lovers, home brewers, and collectors of bold, character-driven bar gear

-Anyone who wants their tap setup to be as unhinged as their strongest IPA

Very fun. Very wild. Very Badass.

Make every pour a Udderly Loco MOO-ment.